ast ★ they/them
its hard out in the desert when youre just a little duck
★ HIATUS ★
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whirlin:

my cat is a real life angel

yenneferz-deactivated20160523:

We’ve made it this far, according to plan. - Yeah, and now for the real deal.

milkbois:

sum vry vague sketches of tsukki doing The Hand Thing

prehaps:

intacct // vallee duhamel

orbsteeb:

corporeality is a scam. text “GET ME OUTTA THIS THING” to 1-800-SHITBODY and “find the new you” as

  • spectral radience (orb only) on amateur romanian ghosthunter’s camcorder footage
  • repeating fragment of text (specify, keep it PG please) on eerie green computer display in abandoned russian nuclear silo
  • otherworldly energy blast from hero’s eyes, hands
  • just a normal, casual ghost. jeans, graphic tshirt. take it easy. 
  • screaming skull launched from villain’s screaming skull launcher (the launcher is screaming too)
  • crystals
  • an itching, jagged memory, buried too deep to be parsed consciously, bedeviling exlover unto death (specify which) 

kramergate:

casuallyjollybird:

humasexuals:

anti-trust:

spooktune:

I’m not sure about a turtle but if you pick up the turtle you can use the shell to crack the egg. The turtle doesn’t even care, it just goes to sleep.

this is everything I’ve been looking for and I didn’t even know it

why has Mr Eggs has been banned from this forum

birdghost

if it was an accident you wouldnt know because tears dont fossilize

penis-hilton:

He gettin DAT

zombierooster:

bioware: we love all dragon age races!  humans, elves *looks at smudged writing on hand* doors, quinoa